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ktioa:

kiaito:

when i said kaito sounds like a violin when pitched high enough i was being serious

  #WHAT    #I'm laughing so hard omg    #kaito    #vocaloid  
salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

still laughing because I’m an unpopular blog so even though I invented the stolen from the president thing I don’t get any hate

just embarrassment

  #i'm nOT EVEN AMERICAN    #I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PRESIDENT    #i like your shoelaces  

gh0stcity:

There’s an abundance of bad things happening right now, and it’s hard not to be sucked into that black hole of sadness, so let’s have a puppy party shall we.

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Because, let’s face it, dogs never grow up.

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  #cheer up  

avancidy:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none

thespacegoat:

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

  #men are dumb pass it on  

americanhobbit:

nudiemuse:

amaradonis:

girlslovegamestoo:

Women of Steel

deep, heavy breathing

Give me armour and let me kill some shit.

pay special attention to the lack of boob cups and thank you

  #WOW BOOB CUPS NOT ACTUALLY NECESSARY???    #TAKE FUCKING NOTES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN    #also    #life goals  

book!bilbo vs movie!bilbo

*company of dwarves arrives unexpectedly at Bag End*
Book!Bilbo: Oh my goodness! Do come in, have a cup of tea.
Movie!Bilbo: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING DWARVES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING PANTRY.
  #well what did you expect when Martin Freeman was cast    #the hobbit  

princegumbutt:

I’ve got a friend and they mean a lot to me.

  #Ethan    #wake up because you need this  
timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:
women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die
A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head
the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 
But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:

women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die

A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head

the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 

But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

vivalaglamourpuss:

an important factual presentation by me

All the facts.

  #egypt  

monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

Wtf 2014
every kpop fan (via krellysworld)
gwangjuguy:

귀여워 - cute and fun girl group songs (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
1hr 4min (19 tracks)

01. 마쉬멜로우 (marshmallow) - 아이유 (iu) 02. twinkle twinkle - 걸스데이 (girls day) 03. hug me once - 걸스데이 (girls day) 04. gee - 소녀시대 (girls generation) 05. kissing you - 소녀시대 (girls generation) 06. nonono - 에이핑크 (apink) 07. u you - 에이핑크 (apink) 08. shy boy - 시크릿 (secret) 09. yoohoo - 시크릿 (secret) 10. breathe - 미쓰에이 (miss a) 11. 가식걸 (shady girl) - 씨스타 (sistar) 12. loving u - 씨스타 (sistar) 13. 아잉♡ - 오렌지 캬라멜 (orange caramel) 14. bo peep bo peep - 티아라 (t-ara) 15. honey - 카라 (kara) 16. pretty girl - 카라 (kara) 17. sunshine - 레인보우 (rainbow) 18. 내 다리를 봐 (be ambitious) - 달샤벳 (dalshabet) 19. 미니마니모 - 타이니지 (tiny g)

[ listen ]

gwangjuguy:

귀여워 - cute and fun girl group songs (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

1hr 4min (19 tracks)

01마쉬멜로우 (marshmallow) - 아이유 (iu) 02. twinkle twinkle - 걸스데이 (girls day) 03. hug me once - 걸스데이 (girls day) 04. gee - 소녀시대 (girls generation) 05. kissing you - 소녀시대 (girls generation) 06. nonono - 에이핑크 (apink) 07. u you - 에이핑크 (apink) 08. shy boy - 시크릿 (secret) 09. yoohoo - 시크릿 (secret) 10. breathe - 미쓰에이 (miss a) 11가식걸 (shady girl) - 씨스타 (sistar) 12. loving u - 씨스타 (sistar) 13아잉♡ - 오렌지 캬라멜 (orange caramel) 14. bo peep bo peep - 티아라 (t-ara) 15. honey - 카라 (kara) 16. pretty girl - 카라 (kara) 17. sunshine - 레인보우 (rainbow) 18내 다리를 봐 (be ambitious) - 달샤벳 (dalshabet) 19미니마니모 - 타이니지 (tiny g)

[ listen ]

  #CUTE SONGS    #8tracks  

Happy Birthday, Hyoyeon!

  #QUEEN    #hyoyeon    #happy birthday cutie pie